Review of Vampires: The Turning (2005) by Craig P — 20 May 2005

Just more bad movies.

[center]Funky Monkey[/center].

[left]A monkey trained in martial arts sounds like a cool idea, but it isn't. This movie starts out tolerable but they just goes to beyond comprehension for stupidity. You know the evil corporation training monkeys for evil, the trainer helps one escape and they end up in San Diego. Add in bumbling idiots and a kid trying to fit in and you got yourself a pile of crap. If you need to make yourself feel smart, watch this.[/left].

[center]Vampires: The Turning[/center].

[left]Just your ordinary contemporary vampire flick. Complete with blood drinking, martial arts, bad acting, vampire sex, and dead vampires. Well deader than undead. Why do vampires have the urge to screw all the time? Oh the one vampire chick is really hot, but still.[/left].