Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Philip M — 28 Mar 2011

I though it was pretty funny for a spoof movie. Not hilarious but not bad.

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Philip M on 28 Mar 2011.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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