Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by David B — 09 Jun 2012

A Twilight pastiche with all the wit you'd expect from the makers of Scary Movie and Meet The Spartans but the thing is It's almost fascinatingly awful, nailing the moony tedium of its target franchise with something close to suicidal exactitude.

To say this is actually better than Twilight is a lame excuse to come up with something witty to prove how bad this film is, sure it's a spoof, sure it's gonna be random and plain weird but the jokes are almost repeated, even from the Scary Movie films.

The acting is awful but I guess in spooks you don't have to put much effort into it. There were funny moments like the gags using actual twilight referances like when the teachers mentions something like "Becka, why don't youkid next to the strange kid and form a relaltionship spawning four books", that may not be word for word but I was only half watching.

You'd think by now they should stop these "Movies" but if they make money, which they are and it's our fault, then they'll make more. Is this really better than the Twilight saga's movies? It's safe to say.

..no. They don't make spoofs like they used to.