Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Matthew M — 23 Jul 2012

I almost always agree with rotten ratings, but this is one of those rare exceptions. I laughed my ASS off at this movie, and while it's not the greatest Twilight spoof that could have been made, it still had me in stitches.

I suppose it helps a lot that I absolutely loathe the Twilight series, and every time Edward and Bella's retarded romantic quips were made fun of in this film, I was amused. There were times when it relied on slapstick, but I enjoyed myself.