Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Ryan T — 28 Sep 2013

Vampires Suck is an insult to human intelligence, the American film industry, and to the once great genre known as spoof.

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Ryan T on 28 Sep 2013.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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It's a sloppy, tossed-off collection of parodic gags of vampire flicks and gratuitous pop-cultural references (oh, there will be pointless…

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By Elizabeth Weitzman (1,905) for New York Daily News (5,623) on 23 Jan 2016

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