Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Beth C — 15 Oct 2013

Yes, it's inept, pointless, arrogant, and a million other things. But guess what? I don't care. Do you honestly think Friedberg and Seltzer are trying on any of these? Nope. They're just churning out spoofs as quickly as they can because it's an enormous gravy train.

If I tried harder to analyze this movie's flaws, this would be a one-or half-star review for sure. But sometimes you have to turn off your brain when the creators have clearly turned off theirs. Overall, this is one of my biggest guilty pleasures.

And yes, I will likely see the Starving Games, their next spoof, as well. Critiquing films with actual merit gets tiresome.