Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Diogo S — 23 Mar 2011

Full of recycled jokes anti-Twilight tweens cracked long before this witless spoof-comedy.

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Diogo S on 23 Mar 2011.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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Fk you writers and directors Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Fk you Jenn Proske Fk you Matt Lanter Fk you Anneliese van der Pol F**k…

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