Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Jonathan M — 11 Jul 2011

People said this was terrible and thats the point it is suppost to make fun of twilight, which it did.

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Jonathan M on 11 Jul 2011.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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