Review of Vampires Suck (2010) by Ana M — 15 Aug 2011

The best Friedberg and Seltzer movie and the only one deserving a full star!

This review of Vampires Suck (2010) was written by Ana M on 15 Aug 2011.

Vampires Suck has generally received negative reviews.

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By Elizabeth Weitzman (1,905) for New York Daily News (5,623) on 23 Jan 2016

Vampires doesn't suck, exactly, but the laziness and lack of imagination kinda bites…

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By Trev29 (411) on 15 Nov 2014

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By Faith M (57) on 03 May 2017

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By Jorge V (74) on 20 May 2014

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Fk you writers and directors Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer Fk you Jenn Proske Fk you Matt Lanter Fk you Anneliese van der Pol F**k…

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By Nick Schager (2,294) for Time Out (7,510) on 24 Jul 2017

It's a sloppy, tossed-off collection of parodic gags of vampire flicks and gratuitous pop-cultural references (oh, there will be pointless…

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By Sophie M (103) on 22 Jan 2017

Although I am a big Twilight fan, this movie knows exactly how to satirize the saga…

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By Nawie M (139) on 20 May 2014

I m not actually such a vampire movie fan, but this spoof off was too funny to ignore. Far better than Scary Movie 5…

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By Yeleysa C (78) on 14 Aug 2015

I guess it's alright…

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