Review of Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) by Bethany F — 03 Dec 2007

Pahahahaha (catches breath) pahahaha Bon Jovi vampires lol.

This review of Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) was written by Bethany F on 03 Dec 2007.

Vampires: Los Muertos has generally received mixed reviews.

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What a b-movie. Just a really stupid. I can't really say much more than that. Jon Bon Jovi is the lead, that should tell you all you need to know…

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By Paul D (6,077) on 21 Jan 2011

John Carpenter has his name on this, but it's nothing like some of the cult classics he directed last century…

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By Lucy W (391) on 27 Feb 2012

Great film, tottally loved it, john bonjovi rocks and he's awsome in this :) awsome film…

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