Review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) by Nick S — 14 Sep 2012

Greatest guy-thinks-he's-a-vampire but-he-might-not-actually-be movie ever made.

This review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) was written by Nick S on 14 Sep 2012.

Vampire's Kiss has generally received mixed reviews.

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