Review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) by Colton W — 13 Jan 2016

Instant classic. Masterpiece of a movie. Without Nic Cage this would be nothing, but he is everything.

This review of Vampire's Kiss (1989) was written by Colton W on 13 Jan 2016.

Vampire's Kiss has generally received mixed reviews.

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