Review of Vampire Academy (2014) by Kieran L — 20 Mar 2014

I know this is supposed to be ironic and satirical about high school but this is neither Clueless nor Mean Girls and certainly not Heathers. The performances, with the exception of Sarah Hyland, and direction are terrible and the plotting has been done a hundred times before.

It's never explained why all these European families go to school in the US or why the accents and basic ability to speak English are all over the place. Perhaps I would have liked it more if I were a 16 year old girl but apart from a few amusing PG-13 insults and pushed up boob shots it didn't have a lot going for it.