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Review of Valmont (1989) by Robbie J — 25 Sep 2007

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Annette benning is a cunt and colin firth a man whore in this classic tale of horny french people fuckingeach other over for shits and giggles.

This review of Valmont (1989) was written by Robbie J on 25 Sep 2007.

Valmont has generally received positive reviews.

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Watch Dangerous Liasons or even Cruel Intentions instead. They are better, better casted, and even better directed…

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Oh, Colin on nuori ja sen muissa elokuvissa hyvin harvoin nakyva hymy valahtelee vahan valia…

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