Review of Valhalla Rising (2009) by Sairz W — 23 Jan 2011

I enjoyed watching this but have no real idea about what was going on. Reminds me of some disassociative trip. if anyone would clue me in that's be swell.

This review of Valhalla Rising (2009) was written by Sairz W on 23 Jan 2011.

Valhalla Rising has generally received mixed reviews.

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