Review of Valhalla Rising (2009) by Justin J — 10 Apr 2012

Thought it would have been better. very slow but well shot.

This review of Valhalla Rising (2009) was written by Justin J on 10 Apr 2012.

Valhalla Rising has generally received mixed reviews.

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