Review of Valhalla Rising (2009) by Greg W — 24 Oct 2012

This was an dark and entertaining movie ... damn ... if this was made on faith!!!

This review of Valhalla Rising (2009) was written by Greg W on 24 Oct 2012.

Valhalla Rising has generally received mixed reviews.

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