Review of Valhalla Rising (2009) by Alexander M — 25 Dec 2012

Visually flawless. I just need more to hold onto.

This review of Valhalla Rising (2009) was written by Alexander M on 25 Dec 2012.

Valhalla Rising has generally received mixed reviews.

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