Review of Valhalla Rising (2009) by Caesar B — 05 Jan 2013
In a land... where heathens are being prosecuted by Christians... in a time where men... are defined by the length of their beard... ONE man... makes it his mission... to teach all other men... that wrong is right... and up is down.
Anyway, whatever. What a useless movie this is. I like the scenery, but come on, what's up with all the long moments of silence? Is this a tribute to '70's cinema? I'm sure armies of snobs really dig this kind of storytelling, but as far as I'm concerned it can fuck right off.
This review of Valhalla Rising (2009) was written by Caesar B on 05 Jan 2013.
Valhalla Rising has generally received mixed reviews.
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