Review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) by R G — 12 Sep 2017

Why is Cara DeLevigne being given acting jobs??? She's awful.

This review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) was written by R G on 12 Sep 2017.

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Bob Chipman (153) for Geek (137) on 31 Oct 2018

The first five minutes or so are some of the most beautiful visual storytelling anyone has put to film in decades and one of the most forward-looking…

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By Richard B (1,390) on 08 Dec 2018

This is one of those movies made for a specific group of people. It has great world building and I enjoyed the characters and concepts…

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By Cameron A (296) on 16 Nov 2018

This film is visually splendid, but little else. The performances are okay (at least, DeHaan is okay, the rest are pretty choppy)…

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By Lawrence M (87) on 10 Sep 2018

It hits that sweet spot of awful but not so awful as to be interesting. Painfully dull. The actors don't act…

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By Fullyhorsed (1) on 15 Sep 2018

Loved It!! Truly Recommend it. One of my favourites too good actors too,it was a really well made movie…

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By Jack T (264) on 25 Jul 2018

There is just something missing…

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By Al B (45) on 04 Aug 2018

I loved it, interesting story. Great Characters! wish it was a little longer, would watch it again…

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By Johnny Gayzmonic (188) for Fanboys of the Universe (188) on 30 Oct 2018

The plot and script might be among Besson's weakest, but the images he puts on screen more than make up for it with their unique, inventive beauty…

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By Sharronda Williams (83) for Pay Or Wait (83) on 12 Nov 2018

Valerian leaves the audience feeling like they should have stayed at home to rewatch Avatar or The Fifth Element again…

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This spiritual sequel to The Fifth Element may be bloated and highly unfocused, but it compensates for it with a relentless sense of imagination…

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