Review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) by Stacey D — 18 Aug 2017
Words cannot express just how crap this movie is! Lol.
The two main characters look about 12. The plots is thin and acting is cringeworthy. Dane has about as much sex appeal as Donald Trump! Cara has a face like a well slapped arse stropping about saying 'Valarian'.
Rihanna's dance scene is good and some of the special effects aren't bad. Over all though very disappointing.
This review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) was written by Stacey D on 18 Aug 2017.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has generally received mixed reviews.
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