Review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) by Nunya B — 21 Jul 2017
Ugh, I should have followed my instincts and avoided this steaming pile. However, against my better judgement, I wanted to believe that the director could do the original work a little bit of justice. Instead, viewers got dialog written by a 13 year old, and characters that were near a Danny Rand level of unlikeable.
>_< Lastly, the visuals were not "spectacular", like everyone else seemingly claim. Certainly not enough to make up for intense amount of bad writing. I give this steamer 5 poop emojis out of 5.
This review of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) was written by Nunya B on 21 Jul 2017.
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets has generally received mixed reviews.
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