Review of Valentino Returns (1989) by Troy N — 06 Jun 2014

I only gave it five stars because I was an extra in this this movie. Don't judge me.

This review of Valentino Returns (1989) was written by Troy N on 06 Jun 2014.

Valentino Returns has generally received mixed reviews.

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