Review of Valentine (2014) by Jay F — 02 Jan 2008
Katherine Heigl gets killed in the opening scene so you know I love it.
Other than that this movie isn't scary at all, but it's really bitchy and sort of boring which actually makes it really hilariously entertaining. Like seriously no one gives a shit that their friends are dying or missing and they just go to parties and on dates instead. Denise Richards plays the same role she did in Wild Things, only she looks really bored. Her death scene takes place in a hot tub, but I bet she just told the director that she was tired and wanted to relax so they just filmed it there so she wouldn't bitch them out.
Who the hell is Marley Shelton anyway? She looks vaguely familiar but I think I'm getting her confused with the girl from Head Over Heels (such a good movie.) OH WAIT! Marley was in Grindhouse. Okay...good job Marley you're not as big of a failure as I thought. As for the rest of the cast...you're all LOSERS.
This review of Valentine (2014) was written by Jay F on 02 Jan 2008.
Valentine has generally received mixed reviews.
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