Review of Valentine (2001) by Justin S — 04 Jan 2008

He gets a bloody nose when he commits...murder!

This review of Valentine (2001) was written by Justin S on 04 Jan 2008.

Valentine has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Steve J (513) on 10 Jun 2015

So...who actually likes this movie? What idiot actually thinks this is a worthwhile way to spend even a minute of his time…

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By Alexander C (2,448) on 07 Dec 2012

Five comely and well-to-do female friends receive dire threats inside anonymous valentines…

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By Heather M (2,904) on 31 Oct 2014

Super creepy and a perfect antithesis to the schmaltzy holiday full of cupids and chocolates…

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By Jesse F (404) on 11 Jul 2016

Another slasher that gets criticism it doesn't deserve. Probably the best film in the horror genre of the 21st century…

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By Cody L (540) on 26 May 2013

Slickly produced slasher film does absolutely nothing new with the genre…

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By Zena Dixon (47) for Real Queen of Horror (43) on 06 Oct 2018

Valentine is far from perfect, but not a bad film…

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By Casey-Jane D (2) on 13 Dec 2013

It got me on the edge of my bed and biting my nails from the first scene…

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By Facebook U (1,208) on 14 Feb 2014

Valentine is still a solidly well made little slasher film with great characters, good kills & a small mount of humor & also has a great soundtrack…

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By Des S (597) on 04 May 2015

This turned out to be better than I thought it would be and reminded me of Sorority Row. It was a decent horror movie to watch…

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By Armando P (349) on 27 Sep 2016

É aquele filme que a gente ama odiar haha. Mediano para baixo…

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