Review of Valentine (2001) by Robertoiglesias — 30 Apr 2020

The opening is very sad and depressing, but the rest of the film is stupid. The characters really f**king suck, and are extremely unlikable, annoying, and boring (besides Kate who is pretty good).

The kills are tame and lame, besides the hot tub death, that was cool. And then the whole plastic surgery can change your entire face is unrealistic and stupid. And the goofy nose bleed thing was so annoying.

Also, why didn't Jeremy attack the boys who assaulted him? This film makes no f*cking sense.

And Dorothy being fat is not an excuse for lying.