Review of Untamed Heart (1993) by Bek M — 23 Feb 2008

I was so confused watching this movie, one moment I was crying and the next moment I was dumbfounded by how shitty it was. this movie gets 3 stars. one for rosie perez's amazing delivery of the 'i'd do 'em' line (still one of my all-time favorites), one for christian slater's ape-man performance, and one more for being a movie I loved when I was 12 that was just really, really shitty.

I had to run out and rent kuffs and my cousin vinnie to feel better after watching this.