Review of Unrest (2006) by Christopher L — 16 Jul 2008

[i][b]The Glass House[/b][/i] - Silly and quite the opposite of frightening, [i]The Glass House[/i] is lovely in terms of both Stellan Skarsgard's and Diane Lane's performances. Beyond that, it's boring, predictable and...well, silly. [b]*1/2 (out of ****) D+.

[i]The Messengers[/i][/b] - I turned it off after about a half hour. I liked some of the visuals and I jumped here and there, but it was just so stupid and acted so terribly. Blech! [b]* (out of ****) D.

[i]Rabid Grannies[/i][/b] - I hated [i]Rabid Grannies[/i]. I turned it off after about five minutes. Wretched shit. Truly wretched. [b]Zero Stars (out of ****) F.

[i]Tooth and Nail[/i][/b] - I made it all the way through this tepid, cliche-ridden horror flick due solely to the fact that my hubby demanded to see the rest. Needless to say, his standards are much, much lower than my own. Michael Madsen and Vinnie Jones embarass themselves. [b]Zero Stars (out of ****) F.

[i]Unrest[/i][/b] - As far as silly stories go, [i]Unrest[/i] has a definite spot on the All-Time 50 Silliest list. I won't go into it. Let's just say it has some good, shocking moments, but by the end I was tired of all the nonsense and stupidity inflicted upon me by badly written characters. [b]* (out of ****) D[/b].