Review of Unlocked (2017) by Rebecca31 — 31 Aug 2017

Unlocked is your run-of-the-mill let’s save the city with one second left on the clock popcorn movie. Predictable to say the least, it ticks all the boxes under terrorist/conspiracy/biological attack etc, etc. Could not be more generic even if it tried. The plot is so unimaginative you’re always two steps ahead of everything that’s happening. This is not helped by every single bad guy completely bursting with a shady presence and practically glaring through the camera directly at you. Noomi Rapace is better than this, Orlando Bloom is lucky to even be here and as for Michael Douglas and John Malkovich well they’re just here for the paycheque. Not the worst thing you’ll ever watch but it drifts in and out of a boring story you’ll find the end can’t come quick enough.

Not recommended unless you really have nothing better to do with your time. I’d like to think I’m providing a public service by watching these bad movies so you don’t have to. You’re welcome.