Review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) by Graham C — 02 Nov 2006

Good Enough Sequel!!! Number One Was Class!!!

This review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) was written by Graham C on 02 Nov 2006.

Universal Soldier: The Return has generally received negative reviews.

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