Review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) by Andria T — 18 Jul 2007

I'm not really a Van Damme fan but not to bad.

This review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) was written by Andria T on 18 Jul 2007.

Universal Soldier: The Return has generally received negative reviews.

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By Ben T (1,283) on 02 Oct 2011

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Starting with its title, this movie is pure cliche from beginning to end…

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Eh, the first one was ten times better and Goldberg was just ridiculous. A lot of cheese in this movie but it has it's good moments here and there…

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