Review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) by Per P — 29 Apr 2008
Awful piece of... well, I don't know what to call this.
A couple of observations, though: It's so stupid it threatens to make your eyes bleed. The lump of steroid-marinated meat named Goldberg is so bad, he makes JCVD look like Pacino. It rips off 2001: A Space Odyssey. No, really!On the plus side - some dynamic and imaginative fight scenes goin' on between our hero Jean-Claude and White.
Do not watch this movie unless you're completely in love with Van Damme. (If in love with Goldberg, seek professional help immediately).
This review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) was written by Per P on 29 Apr 2008.
Universal Soldier: The Return has generally received negative reviews.
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