Review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) by Brad G — 01 May 2010
After you watched the original did you say to yourself, â??You know what this film needed? More Megadeth, more Jet Skis and more Goldberg!â?? If ya did, than boy, do I have the film for you! Imagine if Gilbert Gottfried and his USA Up All Night cronies got their hands on the franchise, tossed a batch of defective Ray-Bans on the UniSols (thatâ??s Universal Soldiers for the layman), and slapped some cheap ray guns into their mitsâ?¦Yeah and JCVD now has an Oshkosh Bâ??Gosh tagalong daughter.
You know what, itâ??s fun. Goldberg is goofy as all heck. Michael Jai White is way too intense. And JCVD is way too happy. So itâ??s fun, but itâ??s also something youâ??d probably catch after an episode of Acapulco H.
E.A.T. VF.
This review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) was written by Brad G on 01 May 2010.
Universal Soldier: The Return has generally received negative reviews.
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