Review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) by John M — 07 May 2006

Waste of my life! Waste of our money! I spit on you Van Dumb!

This review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) was written by John M on 07 May 2006.

Universal Soldier: The Return has generally received negative reviews.

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