Review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) by Michael M — 21 Jun 2006

Bill Goldberg cannot act, so please keep him out of movies.

This review of Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) was written by Michael M on 21 Jun 2006.

Universal Soldier: The Return has generally received negative reviews.

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