Review of Universal Soldier (1992) by David G — 23 Oct 2007

Saw this whilst bunking off college in Clydebank cinema over several cans of Tennent's Super. There was only me, my mate and an unremarkable couple there as it was early afternoon and about halfway through, she strangely disappeard without actually leaving the room and the guy started to look very relaxed indeed.

To think that was the closest I would get to oral sex for quite some years....movie was pish as well.