Review of Universal Soldier (1992) by Nina S — 07 Dec 2009

Utter rubbish. maybe i'd like this if I actually saw this in 1992, when I would have been 17, but I don't think/hope so. what it amounts to is just a really weak copycat of terminator except with worse plot, worse special effects, and worse acting (worse than arnie? that's saying a lot). and in the neither good nor bad but curiousity department, there's way more thinly-veiled homoeroticism in this than terminator.

I give it 1 star instead of half-a-star because it does sometimes veer into the "so bad it's good" category on occasion.