Review of UnHung Hero (2013) by Reuben S — 06 May 2014

This is what I said on Netflix reviews and on Comics Grinder website about this film:

This movie was definitely contrived. The events simply unfolded in a far too cadenced way to not have been staged. My biggest problem is that the contrivances themselves are so hackneyed that even a 7 year old could detect them. Who HONESTLY thought he'd let some old unsanitary I-likely-deal-heroine-on-the-side Eastern equivalent of a hippie stick a needle filled with goodness knows what into his junk? And the just-attractive-enough but conveniently tolerant blonde that becomes his squeeze? Spare me. This has all the makings of a bad romantic comedy script a film studio didn't want to buy and was therefore shopped down in the pits with reality TV producers, who didn't want it either, so a few juveniles decided to add another banal tongue-in-cheek "real" perspective to the already mountainous slush pile that is modern entertainment.

That said, Moote actually is endearing. I look forward to seeing him in legitimate projects. I'll give him a pass for this one.