Review of Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) by Agentz — 21 Nov 2020

Absolutely horrible garbage! Why do so many people like these stupid movies? None of the Underworld movies are any good and this one is the absolute worst of the bad bunch. This movie was so boring I fell asleep on it.

The acting is terrible (which is no surprise at all considering the acting has always been terrible and stiff in the Underworld movies). All of the characters suck. The story is confusing and forgettable.

Even the action was boring and shot terribly. The editing was god-awful and there were far too many quick cuts during action scenes. Kate Beckinsale is such an overrated actress and puts no emotion in her wooden performance in these films.

The Underworld franchise and the Resident Evil film franchise are both hot garbage. This movie also made no sense whatsoever. So Selene having a taste of someone else's blood makes her see their most recent memories? After Selene is severely wounded, beaten, bleeding, and left for dead on ice above frozen water freezing in the cold night she comes back like an hour later healthy as a horse with white streaks in her hair on her head and suddenly has superhuman speed? That is so illogical that it is absurd.