Review of Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) by Iceman00N — 31 Jan 2017

First Off, HUGE FAN OF THE SERIES! I like these movies, and I know that after the first two, I had to shut my brain off and just enjoy some good old fashioned violence. I even liked the last film! I went to this one with that same mindset, expect a stupid story, and enjoy watching people rip each other apart.

This was the first movie I have walked out of in as long as I can remember. SO BORING! They just kept adding lore and Silly unneeded story! Horrible acting, Terrible fight scenes, and again, as a fan, I couldn't follow all of the story.

Who the hell is this guy she is with at the beginning? I feel like Kate Beckinsale (super love her) was smirking through the whole film, just counting her salary in her head. Please god, do not let this director get into any other films that I enjoy.

The story was so murky and stupid I couldn't take it anymore. They kept adding this stupid lore that they pulled out of their butts. Whats with these peaceful vampires? And this guy from left field who fills in as selene's love interest is the son of Amelia? For those who don't remember, she had a couple seconds of screen time in the first or second movie before she was killed in a train car, but they made it a huge Reveal as if anyone remembered her or gave a crap! I really can't stress enough how bad this is.

I only gave it a 2 so it wouldn't be considered troll post. It deserves a 0.