Review of Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) by Julian M — 08 Jan 2017

With it's incompetent action, muddy dialogue and a story that feels like it was written 2 weeks after the cameras started rolling, Underworld: Blood Wars's greatest crime was that it's breakneck pace somehow didn't help in making it any less boring, allowing something like 2001 to feel like The Avengers in comparison.

This movie was like a bad trip to Taco Bell: Exhausting, leaving you ashamed, having very little to walk away except the looming feeling that you've just shaved a few years off your now-less meaningful life.