Review of Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) by J.z. B — 26 Jan 2017
Maybe I'm getting saltier or more critical in how I watch movies, or maybe it's because I've been cranky today (or maybe it's the marathon of Nostalgia Critic I've been watching all week), but I did not enjoy the new Underworld movie.
Don't get me wrong, I know the other movies are self-serious, soulless affairs (much like vampires), but I was able to look past the flaws of others because werewolves. This one... not so much. (Like shit man, can Selene just stop leveling up every movie? Does every single vampire shop for clothes at Hot Topic? And would it kill them to have a werewolf protagonist besides the one in the forgettable prequel?).
This review of Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) was written by J.z. B on 26 Jan 2017.
Underworld: Blood Wars has generally received mixed reviews.
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