Review of Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) by Eric B — 27 Jul 2017
I don't get all the critical hate for this movie. What did anyone expect? It's frickin' Kate Beckinsale in latex!!! What could be better? This is terrible to admit, but I would pay Redbox $1.
50 to watch Kate Beckinsale cook breakfast if she was dressed in her latex catsuit. But this movie is frickin' awesome! Sword hacking, vampires flying around, werewolves transforming into monsters, and [spoiler] Kate gets resurrected and comes back with frosty tips and new magic powers.
I almost didn't watch this because of all the bad reviews, but it's the same old greatness as all the other films. Keep them coming! Kate Beckinsale is 43 years old and never looked better, plus Euro ultraviolence.
When [spoiler] Semira (Lara Pulver) gets stabbed through her mouth from behind as she enjoys the sun for the first time was almost as great as the ending as Kate says "I have lived for a thousand years, and I may live a thousand more.
.." I hope she does. :).
This review of Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) was written by Eric B on 27 Jul 2017.
Underworld: Blood Wars has generally received mixed reviews.
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