Review of Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) by Martin T — 15 Sep 2017

How does tosh like this even get greenlit... Dismal effects, zero plot and so dark it's barely possible to even see what's going on..

This review of Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) was written by Martin T on 15 Sep 2017.

Underworld: Blood Wars has generally received mixed reviews.

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