Review of Underworld: Awakening (2012) by Larry W — 13 Aug 2016
- Um. I think I just saw an underwater UV depth charge explosive...that then froze the water. We're stretching here...makin the tech research boys sweat.
- Well. That was a horrible way to die.
- Ew. The bullet just kinda...popped out of her head as she healed.
- She keeps getting these flashbacks...which are terrifically helpful for me since this is like the 3rd movie and I don't remember anything from the first two other than how she looks in a vinyl bodysuit.
- Best quote: "Question me less until you know a bit more.".
- Oh look. Kate's learned how to use lipstick!
- Whoa. I did NOT see that coming.
- Player 3 has entered the game.
- Player 3 is a terrifying little child-woman. And just did something very, very terrible to a werewolf.
- If a vampire is hemorrhaging blood, does it do any good to let them drink blood to heal? Apparently yes.
- Well. That was a neat trick with the elevator.
- In the spirit of the bigger hammer, if your head won't fit through the window, just make the window bigger.
- Or, change from giant werewolf back to human and walk through.
- Ew. I mean...damn. Also a terrible way for a werewolf to die. Kudos, creative writers.
- Evanescence getting some love with a hip techno beat during the ending credits. I approve.
This review of Underworld: Awakening (2012) was written by Larry W on 13 Aug 2016.
Underworld: Awakening has generally received mixed reviews.
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