Review of Underworld (2003) by Angela C — 01 May 2016

I really like vampires and werewolves and the general idea behind Underworld is a rather decent one, but no amount of Kate Beckinsale and gothic darkness can salvage the film from campy acting, crappy fight scenes (it really wants to be the Matrix but so clearly isn't), horribly written exposition and Scott Speedman (not to mention Shane Brolly - are those fake fangs such an impediment to acting?).