Review of Undercover Brother (2002) by Kelsie H — 18 Sep 2008

Long story short, sometime after Tommy Lee Jones yet a couple years before that "Dark Knight" movie came out, The Original Harvey Dent managed to sneak by the Warner Brothers racial-discriminating censoreship division of writers and editors just long enough to run for President Of The United States Of The DC Universe's America, HOWEVER Time Warner caught word of their highly-classified security leak and insisted that Mister Dent permenantly be either kidnapped and or assassinated, and going by all those illogical traditions of sealing the film's fate ala Bond, Warner wouldn't try the latter...

Entering stage left comes the Undercover Brother, who wrote many blogs in his youth and college years about countless possible conspiracies both the government and major corps like Time Warner have so easily pulled off with success, (one example of that being when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon and toy line transformed the most ebony of evil Baxter Stockman into a pasty generic white scientist, which ultimately made the villian so boring that he had to be mutated yet again into a huge fly, thus ripping-off an idea and design used a whole year prior in that creepy Jeff Goldblum flick) one theory being that the 1989 Batman's Harvey Dent identity was stolen by Will Smith's sidekick in an attempt to amuse his already forgotten son!

Features the best comical sequence with Neal Patrick Harris, besides of course any of those "Harold And Kumar" films. (Months later though, an Old Spice commercial tops every acting part he ever had before) When the dust cleared, Harvey and his invisible puffy pooka pal Harvey were saved, and while he did not get elected for Prez, the torch was faithfully passed on to the chief spokesman for big tobacco industries, who had recently quit smoking after waking up in a hospital with.

50% of his body in burns...

Oh and you know the actor from SNL who reeks of failure, always plays this flaming asshole, and of course isn't Will Ferral? No? (FINALLY! That jerk was beating down a horse graveyard into a cratery abyss with his HORRIBLE career) Anyways, he took a huge dump on this feature when taking the lead villain role, so that it was destiny that it go straight to DVD and inevidibly WB gets it's way...