Review of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) by Cam C — 20 Nov 2007
Seagal's attempt at Murder on the Orient Express was forced upon me during a bus ride in Thailand. Stevie asks for the strongest drink they got in the dining car, and he gets a shot of "Puerto Rican rum".
Final fight scene is oddly homoerotic, as Steven and main baddy grapple on the ground, and Steven flails his limbs like a flipped over beetle. Eric Bogosian channels the spirt of Elliot Gould. Stephen is keeping his memoirs and recipes on some sort of Palm Pilot.
Best viewed with Stephen Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink. No, I'm not making that up. Google it.
This review of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) was written by Cam C on 20 Nov 2007.
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory has generally received mixed reviews.
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