Review of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) by Frederick C — 31 May 2007
This is so good it is incredible. Just imagine how silly the idea of hi-jacked train is then add the podgy ninja antics of a middle aged segal and that ghastly serries of Rodger-moore-esq taglines he delivers over each corpse with as much aplomb as an adding machine and you get an idea about what kind of movie this is. Its a must see for four truly terrible moments.
(1) the 'wisecracking' sidkick he has in the form of a cabin boy adding the movies humerous subtext. ho ho ho!
(2).
Teh moment when they all go Ryback - we're all dead -arggh steven seagals cooking is going to catch us all arggh.
(3).
Swallowing the little girl's mace.
(4).
The kitchen fight - which leads to comparisons between Seagal and Bruce Lee - or maybe not.
This review of Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) was written by Frederick C on 31 May 2007.
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory has generally received mixed reviews.
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