Review of Uncut Gems (2019) by Dombat — 11 Feb 2020

Terrible cross between Crank and Lock Stock and Two Smoking barrels, both of which are a million times better. Literally nothing happens except a load of shouting. There is more suspense waiting in a supermarket queue to see what the bill will be.

I knew this would be awful when I saw the "Guardian's" gushing review but had to see for myself. I was proved right.